• "That which does not kill us...often frustrates and annoys us."
  • "There is no half-assing. Both cheeks or nothing!"
  • "Be careful not to assume. You know what assuming does?  It makes someone spout a stupid aphorism about assuming."
  • "This isn't a bandocracy.  This is a bandtatorship."
  • "There's no "I" in 'mprov."